Cypriot grease-ball Peter Andre (pictured above after being asked what 1 plus 1 was) caused chaos on Friday at a supermarket (Tescos) in Derbyshire (Chesterfield) as literally tens of people turned up wanting to meet the former star of ITV 2's Katie & Peter show. Andre was in town to promote his new book 'Pete - My life in pictures'.
Speaking to a Bizarre News Reporter, Andre said ''It's great to see (asks manager where he is) ......Chesterfield's unemployed women coming out to meet me and buy my book''. When asked what his book was about he said ''This book is about my time since I split up with Katie, its a collection of drawings I've done which you can colour in if you want!!'' Andre commented enthusiastically ''but it's not just a colouring book, it's also got a dot to dot section!''. Our reporter then said ''You say you did the pictures Peter?, but surely it was your kids that did the drawings?'' Andre replied ''Nah mate, it was all me, I done them with my new felts and everything!!''.
The crowd of scary northern women who had come to mob Andre included workmates Emma and Frankie. Emma (25) said ''He's reet fit isn't he, we've had to pretend we're ill so we could leave work and meet him!''. Frankie (19) said ''You're not going to publish this are you?......no, good. If I could, I'd have him for breakfast......and his brother.......shame about his music though!''.
Speaking to a Bizarre News Reporter, Andre said ''It's great to see (asks manager where he is) ......Chesterfield's unemployed women coming out to meet me and buy my book''. When asked what his book was about he said ''This book is about my time since I split up with Katie, its a collection of drawings I've done which you can colour in if you want!!'' Andre commented enthusiastically ''but it's not just a colouring book, it's also got a dot to dot section!''. Our reporter then said ''You say you did the pictures Peter?, but surely it was your kids that did the drawings?'' Andre replied ''Nah mate, it was all me, I done them with my new felts and everything!!''.
The crowd of scary northern women who had come to mob Andre included workmates Emma and Frankie. Emma (25) said ''He's reet fit isn't he, we've had to pretend we're ill so we could leave work and meet him!''. Frankie (19) said ''You're not going to publish this are you?......no, good. If I could, I'd have him for breakfast......and his brother.......shame about his music though!''.
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