
Hideous so called celebrity couple Alex Reid and Katy Price have had a surprisingly 'tack free' wedding in Las Vegas which is in America. The embarrassing couple (above, looking for the pink bear they skinned for Price to wear on the flight) made the decision to 'get hitched' because they had a few minutes spare on their holiday in between filming scripted scenes for their new ITV 2 show 'What Katie Did Next - featuring this years new man Alex Reid'.
Reid the winner of this years 'Sorry, I've never seen you before....What do you do? Big Brother' show had been convinced by his housemate and fellow ex successful person Stephen Baldwin that he should show some dignity, accept god into his life and not continue the relationship with Price, but on his release from the house in an interview with enthusiastic wearer of black clothes McCall (Devina), he said ''I know she messes me about, I know she's still in love with Andre (Cypriot) and I know she told the world (not actually the whole world, just the stupid people watching that Jungle rubbish) that she wasn't with me anymore!....but I just can't resist her....what can I tell you, she's everything I look for in a woman......plus I've never had the chance to be in a relationship when people can call me the talented and clever one!!'' Reid added.
Following the appearance on the show, Price dragged Reid off to America so the press couldn't give him media coverage and risk making him more famous than her, but instead of 'lying low' she made the decision that a wedding would ''really push up ratings'', and the two 'tied the knot' at a Chapel in Las Vegas.
Speaking to the film crew following them, the bride said ''I'm really happy, the happiest I've ever been....marrying this one this for series could be the one.....I could have done without him winning that Big Brother fing, but I'm rolling with the punch, it could make me more famous!....''.
The badly dressed fashion botherer also added ''Now, I just want the papers who we haven't sold our story to, and the TV companies that aren't filming our every move, to leave use alone and show some respect''.
Meanwhile, speaking on SkyNews a visibly elated Peter Andre said ''Thank F@#k for that, now she might leave me alone......pardon my Greek and sorry for swearing but it's a huge relief off my shoulders!!'.