Piers Morgan has been taken to St Bruce's Hospital in Westminster after falling into a smug induced coma. Morgan (pictured above being smug) had just finished writing his smug column in The Sunday Mail and was midway through the recording of the very smug Piers Morgan's smug life stories. Morgan's manager Roger Dupree said 'Piers was being extraordinarily smug today so his smug levels were higher than normal, which even for someone as smug as Piers was far too smug!!. The doctors have assured us that he will pull through, and have told us that when he wakes up we must not under any circumstances let him talk about himself or let him on the telly,......... that could give him a smug relapse!'.
Fellow smug sufferer Simon Cowell said 'I really hope Piers pulls through, i really do, the smug performance he gave on Britain's Got Talent was some of the best smugness I've ever seen in my life......i really mean that as well!'.
Fellow smug sufferer Simon Cowell said 'I really hope Piers pulls through, i really do, the smug performance he gave on Britain's Got Talent was some of the best smugness I've ever seen in my life......i really mean that as well!'.
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