Pop musics most argumentative trio the Sugababes have told bizarre that 'we're so chilled out these days' and that they haven't thought about changing their line up for weeks!.
The group made famous for its in fighting, bitching and backstabbing have not replaced anyone since scouse diva Heidi Range (above left) ordered the execution of founder member Keisha Buchanan (above right). Label chiefs thought execution was 'a bit O.T.T!?!' but they met the Liverpudlian halfway by sacking Buchanan and replacing her with Eurovision embarrassment Jade Ewen. This followed hot on the heels of Mutya Buena been ousted due to Range not liking her tattoos.........'they put me off me singin, sack her' she famously shouted backstage at Top Of The Pops.
Our reporter joined Range for breakfast to find out more, she said in her hard to understand accent... 'I'm always being asked I'm anything like the diva I'm portrayed as being, but I'm really really not like that, I'm so laid back, nuthin bothers me, I'm so easy go..........look at that!, look what the waitress has brought me......shes given me toast cut into triangles......i told her didn't i!?, i told her i wanted my toast cut into halves....the idiot...doesn't she know who i am.....I'm Heidi Range, leader of the Sugababes....I'll have the feckin halfwit sacked for this!....sorry, where was I, oh yes...I'm so easy going...i just roll with the punches!'.
Since this interview was conducted, all members of the Sugababes have sacked themselves and as yet have not been replaced!.
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