TV funnyman Osama Bin Laden (pictured above playing keyboards for girlfriend Brittney Spears) has hit out at claims that he died 9 years ago in the bombing raids on Afghanistan!.
The beardy hater of the western world speaking on Scott Mills drive time show on Radio One said 'There are peoples out there what say I'm deaded!, but I say to them that if I'm deaded how comes every year I release an authentic convincing video or audio tape!?! answer me that, plus how come I'm on the phone to you right now Millsey!!?? the conversation continued......
Mills: Haha, good point Osama, I think its just that people are still an incy bit angry with you cos of the naughty things you did in 2001!
Bin Laden: Oh geez Louise, I'm sick to death of everyone thinking I'm a one trick pony, I can do other things you know,........for example I'm amazing on the Nintendo Wii!.
Mills: Ok Osama, so just to confirm you're not dead!?, have you anything else in the pipeline?
Bin Laden: Thanks for asking Millso, I'm trying to convince people to follow me on Twitter, my hook name is 'OsamasBinTweeting, and I'm hosting the MOBO awards this year as well, you should come down Milly.......we're gonna Jihad like it's 1999!!'.
Mills: That's great, do you have a track you'd like to hear?
Bin Laden: Yes please Mill-Dog, I'd like to hear the Black Eyed Peas with I Gotta Feeling and I dedicate it to my girl Brittney....I love you baby-doll!.
Mills: Always nice to speak with you Osama.....and here's your song
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