American actor Ashton Kutcher famous for no films at all because he's not that good and MTV's Punked show, has admitted that he got the idea of marrying a pensioner (Demi Moore 65) from Richard Madeley over 10 years ago when he was nothing but a child!.
Speaking to popular over 65's magazine 'Something For The Old People' Kutcher said ''I went on the ITV This Morning show (watched by the unemployed and the stupid) and there was this guy on it with long hair who had just been caught stealing from Tesco's......I think the guy was called Richard?????, anyway, he presented the show with a woman I presumed was his mother or granny!, she just sat there shaking and showing her bra off!?!....... I never realised that she was his wife!. He told me that older women had plenty of things in their favor.......experience, cooking abilities and a state pension!. It was then that I decided thats what I was gonna do, so I went to a Hollywood old peoples home and picked up Demi. Shes not all there mentally but for a wrinkly she ain't so bad is she?? anyway gotta go, I have to have her back to Glenview Pines by 7pm for her evening meal!''.
Speaking to popular over 65's magazine 'Something For The Old People' Kutcher said ''I went on the ITV This Morning show (watched by the unemployed and the stupid) and there was this guy on it with long hair who had just been caught stealing from Tesco's......I think the guy was called Richard?????, anyway, he presented the show with a woman I presumed was his mother or granny!, she just sat there shaking and showing her bra off!?!....... I never realised that she was his wife!. He told me that older women had plenty of things in their favor.......experience, cooking abilities and a state pension!. It was then that I decided thats what I was gonna do, so I went to a Hollywood old peoples home and picked up Demi. Shes not all there mentally but for a wrinkly she ain't so bad is she?? anyway gotta go, I have to have her back to Glenview Pines by 7pm for her evening meal!''.
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