ITV's head of light entertainment has admitted that the 2010 line up of programmes will all feature in some way either Ant n Dec, Simon Cowell or Piers Morgan.
Liz Thompson speaking to Bizarre News said 'We decided that being as they were in 90% of all output anyway we might as well make them appear in everything we show!'.
This means that shows such as Coronation Street are going to be incorporating one of the ITV darlings somehow, and early indications are that Piers Morgan will be appearing in the Manchester based soap opera as Vincent Sinclair, Audrey Roberts very smug and pompous name dropping estranged son from an affair she had following a day trip to London.
Simon Cowell as well as continuing his position as 'critical twat' on both Britain's Got Talent and X Factor will be taking the lead in Midsomer Murders as Chief Inspector Barnaby now that John Nettles has given up the role. A Bizarre source told us that ' we've been hearing him practicing his lines backstage at American Idol!....we heard him saying 'That had to be, the most pointless murder and worst use of a crowbar I've ever seen in my life! and i really mean that i really do!'.
Ant n Dec who were recently crowned as the most successful gay Siamese twins in history, have been earmarked to take over the helm as the husband and wife duo on This Morning being as Holly Willoughby and Pip Schofield are not believable as an 'on screen' couple because of the age difference!, despite claims from Schofield that 'People think I'm old, but I'm prematurely grey.....I'm in my late twenties honest.......well, thirty.......thirty ish, to mid thirties........well, forty's the new twenty now isn't it, so technically I'm still twenty so Holly could be my wife!'. Willoughby simply quipped 'Me and Schofield as a couple!?!? ha, unlikely grey boy!'.
Liz Thompson speaking to Bizarre News said 'We decided that being as they were in 90% of all output anyway we might as well make them appear in everything we show!'.
This means that shows such as Coronation Street are going to be incorporating one of the ITV darlings somehow, and early indications are that Piers Morgan will be appearing in the Manchester based soap opera as Vincent Sinclair, Audrey Roberts very smug and pompous name dropping estranged son from an affair she had following a day trip to London.
Simon Cowell as well as continuing his position as 'critical twat' on both Britain's Got Talent and X Factor will be taking the lead in Midsomer Murders as Chief Inspector Barnaby now that John Nettles has given up the role. A Bizarre source told us that ' we've been hearing him practicing his lines backstage at American Idol!....we heard him saying 'That had to be, the most pointless murder and worst use of a crowbar I've ever seen in my life! and i really mean that i really do!'.
Ant n Dec who were recently crowned as the most successful gay Siamese twins in history, have been earmarked to take over the helm as the husband and wife duo on This Morning being as Holly Willoughby and Pip Schofield are not believable as an 'on screen' couple because of the age difference!, despite claims from Schofield that 'People think I'm old, but I'm prematurely grey.....I'm in my late twenties honest.......well, thirty.......thirty ish, to mid thirties........well, forty's the new twenty now isn't it, so technically I'm still twenty so Holly could be my wife!'. Willoughby simply quipped 'Me and Schofield as a couple!?!? ha, unlikely grey boy!'.
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