Bearded box enthusiast Noel Edmunds (above) is being sued by one of the recipients of his annual 'Noel's Christmas Presents' featured on the Sky One TV show of the same name.
The woman who is being called Zara Lewis because that's her name, suffers from a rare anti box opening game show disease called 'Noels Syndrome'. This one of a kind illness will mean that Lewis (Zara) will eventually realise that any TV show featuring Noel (Edmunds) is utterly pointless and will never be able to watch one of his shows without getting unbelievably angry that the beardy 'spray on trousered' lion lookalike is allowed to be on television.
When Noel heard about the unfortunate Lewis he wanted to help her while she would still think he was great, and he discovered the best way to do this was to make her dream come true of getting married to her partner Mike in Barbados. All was going well until Edmunds insisted on giving the bride away whilst wearing one of his trademark flowery shirts and tight jeans combination outfits. Lewis described the day...... 'All was going well, Noel and been wonderful and I just presumed he was going to be at the wedding as a guest, but he told my dad it would be better for the show if he himself gave me away. So i had to suffer the embarrassment of being walked down the aisle by that creepy toss pot!.....which brought my underlying Edmunds Syndrome on quicker!'.
Since Lewis now despises the star of Deal Or No Deal, she has sued him for making her look stupid on the biggest day of her life, with lawyer Simon Appleby of Appleby and Appleby Lawyers saying 'Lewis has got a great case against him, imagine your wedding day and you've got Noel Edmunds telling all the guests to think positive and she'll say yes!....it cheapens the sanctity of marriage'.
The woman who is being called Zara Lewis because that's her name, suffers from a rare anti box opening game show disease called 'Noels Syndrome'. This one of a kind illness will mean that Lewis (Zara) will eventually realise that any TV show featuring Noel (Edmunds) is utterly pointless and will never be able to watch one of his shows without getting unbelievably angry that the beardy 'spray on trousered' lion lookalike is allowed to be on television.
When Noel heard about the unfortunate Lewis he wanted to help her while she would still think he was great, and he discovered the best way to do this was to make her dream come true of getting married to her partner Mike in Barbados. All was going well until Edmunds insisted on giving the bride away whilst wearing one of his trademark flowery shirts and tight jeans combination outfits. Lewis described the day...... 'All was going well, Noel and been wonderful and I just presumed he was going to be at the wedding as a guest, but he told my dad it would be better for the show if he himself gave me away. So i had to suffer the embarrassment of being walked down the aisle by that creepy toss pot!.....which brought my underlying Edmunds Syndrome on quicker!'.
Since Lewis now despises the star of Deal Or No Deal, she has sued him for making her look stupid on the biggest day of her life, with lawyer Simon Appleby of Appleby and Appleby Lawyers saying 'Lewis has got a great case against him, imagine your wedding day and you've got Noel Edmunds telling all the guests to think positive and she'll say yes!....it cheapens the sanctity of marriage'.
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