Winner of the recent award for 'The Worlds Worse Human' Katy Price (pictured above refusing to let go of Peter Andre) has admitted that she has forgotten who her boyfriend is at the moment!.
Speaking to TIT magazine the big chested and ego-ed non star said 'I remember splitting up with Pete (Andre), then ITV 2 told me I needed an new boyfriend cos of the new show I was starring in wot was called 'Jordans New Man'. So that's when I hired Alex the cross dressing cage fighter, then I got the chance to go back to the jungle wot I met Pete in and I fink I split up with Alex whilst I was there!?!. I didn't tell him personally but he must have been watching when I said I wanted to split up with him!?. We've all been there haven't we girls?, you're on the TV and you accidentally tell the world you want to split up with your boyfriend without having spoken to your boyfriend about it..........I mean, its all equality these days isn't it, wot with it being the 90's and everything!!'. Anyway, then i came out of the jungle cos I was having so much fun doing all the tasks, I just thought it would be fair to let other people have a go being as the public were showing how much they still loved me, and I got back with Alex, but then I met Dave Bowers who I used to go out with before I made that pregnant porn video and I had a night with him.....but I can't remember if I'm going out with Dave (Bowers) or Alex (cross dressing dumbo)???. Then wot got me really mad was seeing them both on Celeb Big Bro..............I mean if Channel 4 wanted z list celebs.....why didn't they call me???'.
Speaking to TIT magazine the big chested and ego-ed non star said 'I remember splitting up with Pete (Andre), then ITV 2 told me I needed an new boyfriend cos of the new show I was starring in wot was called 'Jordans New Man'. So that's when I hired Alex the cross dressing cage fighter, then I got the chance to go back to the jungle wot I met Pete in and I fink I split up with Alex whilst I was there!?!. I didn't tell him personally but he must have been watching when I said I wanted to split up with him!?. We've all been there haven't we girls?, you're on the TV and you accidentally tell the world you want to split up with your boyfriend without having spoken to your boyfriend about it..........I mean, its all equality these days isn't it, wot with it being the 90's and everything!!'. Anyway, then i came out of the jungle cos I was having so much fun doing all the tasks, I just thought it would be fair to let other people have a go being as the public were showing how much they still loved me, and I got back with Alex, but then I met Dave Bowers who I used to go out with before I made that pregnant porn video and I had a night with him.....but I can't remember if I'm going out with Dave (Bowers) or Alex (cross dressing dumbo)???. Then wot got me really mad was seeing them both on Celeb Big Bro..............I mean if Channel 4 wanted z list celebs.....why didn't they call me???'.
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