Saturday, 16 January 2010

Peppa's Pigged Off!


Star of her own TV show Peppa Pig (pictured above in happier times) has once again been in trouble with the authorities. The troubled youngster has been caught by police travelling in the passenger seat of her dad's car not wearing a seat belt!.

Peppa's career may have been short but it certainly has not been boring. In 2005 she famously converted to Islam and was rumoured to have visited a terrorist training camp (although these allegations were never proven), a year later she had her first visit to The Priory to help her quit her Heroin problem and in 2007 was caught on film in the infamous '3 in a bed' tape made in Ayia Napa with Kermit and Miss Piggy.

After this shaky period in her life 2008 was going well, with Peppa being told that despite the negative publicity she would not lose her hit show. In fact things went that well that she was offered a BBC2 Radio show with 'Loose Cannon' erratic presenter Shaun The Sheep. Shaun has also courted controversy over the years and the pairing of the two 'stars' together was a disaster with the BBC receiving on average 700 complaints after every show with the foul mouthed Animals breaching BBC broadcasting regulations on a regular basis.

The most high profile incident being when they rang up the ageing star Bungle from 70's hit kids show Rainbow and teased him about how Shaun (The Sheep) had slept with his Granddaughter after the Bear had failed to show up for a studio interview with the pair.

Peppa has been told to pay £340 and has 6 points on her pig driving license for her latest transgression, as the law prohibits pigs from travelling in the front of vehicles. Peppa commented to our reporter on the phone 'It's feckin typical, I'm being picked on again, I'm gonna quit this country and go somewhere where pigs are respected......like Pakistan or summat!?!'.

Police chief Ian Wolfwhistle also speaking to our reporter simply said 'Peppa needs to cut out this bad behavior and show some respect....or should i say 'Chop' it out.....d'yer get it? Chop!......Pork.....she's a pig!....oh f....'.

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